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John Valby (born November 22, 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses up and down the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs.John Valby - It's Beginning to Look Lyrics
It′s beginning to look alot like syphilis, all around my nose I picked him up at the 5 & 10, he butt-fucked me once and then He lodged a candy-cane up my asshole It's beginning to look alot like syphilis, boy is my ass sore But the prettiest sight to see, Is his pecker to his knees, when I′m on all fours A pair hop-along boots, And a pistol that...John Valby - Sleigh Ride Lyrics
Get it up, get it up, get it up let's go, your butt is too slow Start hopping like a rabbit in the snow Here it comes, here it comes, Here it comes my dear, hot jizz in her ear I know it′s not easy for you hanging from that chandelier I need a new position for sperm-worm fishing with you I want to jam my putz and both on my nuts in your shoe I ...The Dirty Song Lyrics - John Valby
There was an old farmer who lived by a rock He sat in the meadow and shaking his.. Fist at some boys who were down by the crick Their feet in the water their hands on their.. Marbles and playthings and in days of yore There came a young lady she looked like a.. Pretty young creature she sat on the grass She pulled up her dresses and showed us her..JOHN VALBY - YA-YA (NEW) LYRICS
Ya ya ya ya Your mother goes Down for Egyptians So sing me anotherWorse than the otherWaltz me around by my willy They say that Viagra from Phizer Can turn a limp dick into a guyser But when I want my cock As hard as a rock I just chug down a couple Budweisers Ya ya ya ya Your grandma ran over her nipple With her wheelchairJohn Valby - Hark the Herald Lyrics
Hark the harelip angels sing Glory to my ding-a-ling. Piece of meat that′s kind of mild, Still can fill you with a child. Joyful all ye peckers rise, Shoot it right into her eyes. Find the hole between her thighs, Christ I can't believe the flies! Hark the harelip angel sings (Glory to the newborn king) Report a problem John ValbyJOHN VALBY - EAT BITE LYRICS
Well, I went to a partyAnd what did they do?They took off their socksAnd they took off there shoes,They took off their coats,And they took off their pants.I had a hunch,They weren't gonna dance.[Chorus]Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,Nipple ...John Valby - Jingle Balls Lyrics
Oh, jingle Balls Jingle Balls Jingle to and fro' Watching all the little puppies Making yellow snow-oh Jingle Balls Jingle Balls Jingle 1-2-3 Why don′t you come over here And Jingle Balls with me! Splashing in your gash In a one horse open sleigh My parents think you're trash But I think you're OK Filling fart balloons With a nozzle up my ass ...John Valby - Ob-La-Di Lyrics
login to vote. Lyrics for Ob-La-Di by John Valby. Desmond has a barrel in the market place Molly is a singer in the band Desmond says to Molly "girl I like your face" And Molly single, says she′s takes him by the hand Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on Na... nanana life goes on Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, that's a big bra How the fuck does it stay on?John Valby - On the Road Lyrics
login to vote. Lyrics for On the Road by John Valby. On the floor again My fuckin' wife is on the floor again Her ass has worn the floorboard, right down to the tanks And she's been on more floors than goddamn Johnson wax In her pants again I just can't wait to get in her pants again I just can't wait to get down, and munch between her tighs I ...John Valby - Santa Is Coming to Town Lyrics
You better watch out, you better not cry You′re gonna go dry, I'm telling you why Santa′s whore is coming to town She's makin' a fist, strokin′ it twice Grabbin′ your balls and checkin' for lice Santa′s whore is coming to town Well, she blows you and it's classy She humps you when it′s stiff She don't care if you′re bad or goodJohn Valby - Ya-Ya Lyrics
Ya ya ya ya Your mother goes Down for Egyptians So sing me anotherWorse than the otherWaltz me around by my willy They say that Viagra from Phizer Can turn a limp dick into a guyser But when I want my cock As hard as a rock I just chug down a couple Budweisers Ya ya ya ya Your grandma ran over her nipple With her wheelchair So sing me anotherW...John Valby - White Christmas Lyrics
Sign in LyricsWhite Christmas John Valby Martin Christensubmitted the lyrics for this song. Are the lyrics correct? login to vote Lyrics for White Christmas by John Valby And now let′s have a nice warm Christmas welcome (Ah... Johnny Goodvoice, alright!) Just like the ones I used to nose Where those pubies glisten When she′s done pissin'JOHN VALBY - THANK GOD I'M A PUBIC HAIR LYRICS
Thank god I'm a pubic hair She flufs me up when she's going on a date, Brushes me aside when she's gonna masterbate, Scratches me to death if her periods late, Thank god I'm a pubic hair When she's not really horny she uses vaseline, Takes a little shower and rubs me clean, I appreciate it when I'm covered with cream, Thank god I'm a pubic hairWas It You? lyrics by John Valby - original song full text. Official ...
that got into my daughter Rebecca if it was you you better leave this town... The Reply: Yes was I that did the pushin left the stains upon the cushion foot prints on the dashboard upside down... But since I got into you're daughter I've had trouble passin water so I guess we're even all around...John Valby - Favorite Things Lyrics
Lyrics for Favorite Things by John Valby. Merry Christmas, blow-jobs and hand-jobs and eatin′ clitoris Watchin' your grandmother douche with Lavoris Brown pubic-on hairs on toilet bowl rings These are a few of my favorite things Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers Lickin′ the residue from bathroom sanitizers Sendin' the top of my dick, till it stings These are a few of my favorite ...John Valby - Rockin' Robin Lyrics
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